Didn't mean to scare you. Honest! I'm just excited about this icy treat I tried tonight. A student mentioned that it was a favorite snack of his, and he grew very animated as he described it to me. So, after dinner I popped into 7-11 to pick one up. They're good and perfectly refreshing, particularly on a crazy-humid day like this one.
In case you're wondering about the shark tie-in: the popsicle, a mix of citrus and strawberry flavors, is shaped like a shark fin.