Oh, choco pies! How you confound me.
How can something so indisputably artificial-tasting still maintain an allure? Is it your new packaging which appeals to the American patriot in me?
The cashier at E-mart smiled as she rang up the five boxes I purchased tonight (total pie quantity: 120). Wonder if she thought I was planning to eat them all?
Hopefully I won't be eating any of them. My final lecture for each of my classes is coming up later this week, and I thought I'd go out with a sweet bang. Depending on whether I can work up the nerve, I may throw in a little Dead Poets Society desk-standing, too.